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"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Worker ant's To Do list.

Deadline

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Monday around 9PM.

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Overworked

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'