Task Delegation Enthusiast Gifts

"Your husband has finally learned to delegate...."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Any questions?"

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

Organization is not rocket science!

Teamwork!

God's Subcontractors

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off."

"I need to clone myself."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

Wrong leadership.

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

Monday around 9PM.

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

'I'll need some people to boss around.'

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

"I learned early, if at first you don't succeed, delegate."