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Things to delegate...

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Multi-tasking.

Organization is not rocket science!

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"Your husband has finally learned to delegate...."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Deadline

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

Monday around 9PM.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"