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'Don't forget to post that parcel!'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Organization is not rocket science!

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Jason and the Aga notes,

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Monday around 9PM.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.