Tarzan Tale Appreciator Mugs

Little-know historical fact #058 - the Tarzan call origin. Tarzan as a boy, 1 second away from a super-wedgie.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Pandora's Change Purse...

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

'Tarzan'

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'

Gorillas in the jungle.

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"Well this is a shock. I had you pictured in solids."

Chelsea of the Apes

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

"Darlene....blub, blub.....we can no longer meet like this....."

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

"Call Jane."

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

Jungle snake...

Tarz 1