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James Bond in a Snow Globe

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

You've Had Enough!

Menu Dating

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Scottish party

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"What other tricks does he need?"

Out of kilter.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

The Martini is invented.

"Devi's brew?"

Coffee shop

National Coffee Day

Highland Piper.

'You've had enough.'

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Running Latte

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

Baking

Scot holding a heart.

If you can't afford the milk you drink, there are options. I can put you on a payment plan. Minimal APR since you're such a valued customer. Valued?! You hardly treat me like I'm valued, you miser! YOU TREAT ME WITH CONTEMPT! Good point. Maximum APR, then.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

The Scottish Lawn

Mediterranean Martini

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

Dreaming Of Spring

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."