Target Practice Expert Pillows

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

Bullseye!

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

Stun-gun target practice.

"Next!"

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

Skeets Champion.

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

A group of hunters.

"Your resume is impressive."

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

William Tell's Father with Golf Club

"O.K., if you make this on, that means he'll call, and if you miss—you call him."

Musician Target Practice

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

Brian took the annual pea-shooting competition very seriously indeed!

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'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

'You've hit the bull.'

Shoot your own apples

A wrecking ball aims for a bullseye target painted on the side of a building.

Target practice board in the shape of a football referee.

Medic target.

Target homicide team investigating the murder of a citizen shot in the Bull's-eye with an arrow.

"It's pulling to the left."