Target Audience Analysis Pillows

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Men's business romper.

Bullseye!

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Occupational Hazards.

Targets.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Everything's gone up."

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

"Dwayne is very important to us. He knows exactly when a trend will become a craze."

'Wow, excellent turnout.'

In Trays titled: 'In', 'Out' and 'Back in Again'.

Man is target

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"