Tape Enthusiast Prints

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Rap music

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Rap-scallions

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Beware of Dawg.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Gangsta wrap.

The Grim Rapper

Hip hop Santa.

'My resume,...in rap form!'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Rap-Nav.

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

Bling Crosby.

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

At the CD shop.