Tap Shoe Aficionado T-Shirts

'Tap shoes? You can't use tap shoes in the jungle! Honestly, Herb, you'd let the trader sell you anything!'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Vivienne Westwood

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

Crocodile Shoes

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'