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'Your bad attitude explodes across the living room, keeping me on the edge of my seat.'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"Use your inside scream."

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Out of patience

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

The Terrible Forty-Twos

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"No screen time means more scream time."

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react."

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

I've fallen and I refuse to get up! Medical Alert System for Toddlers.

Temptation.

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

4 steps to tantrum.

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

'It was easy teaching Ben how to fish. Now I'm teaching him how to quit. C'mon Ben, it's time to go home!'

"If the kicking and screaming doesn't work, try holding your breath until they get the doll for you!"

History Of Fire

Tantrum sex.

Grumpy Moody Boy.

"No! I want my special plate! I want mine cut up! Not that way! Waaaaaah!" "I've gotta remember to throw that one out of the nest."

"You can't judge my parenting skills by what you see in the lobby."

REALITY

"How far can you throw a tantrum?"