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'You're right. It's not a coffin. It's a tanning bed. He wanted to look good for the funeral.'

Bad fake tan day.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Sunbathing in Autumn

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

'Trucker's tan?'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

A gap between the solar panels

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

'I love us when we're tan.'

Please excuse him, he's intent.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

Sun Worshipers

'You're new here, aren't you?'

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

'Medium well, please.'

The Sun Bather

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Gym/Tan/Donut

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

Yay! We're going CAMPING!!

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!