Tall Travelers Mugs

'Do you have any seats with extra leg room?'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Musical genres

'Bed & Bagel'

Musical Bicycle.

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

'-but dad, how can a supersonic plane be LATE?'

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

Train back from Glyndebourne.

Travelling with child Sketchbook - day 1

'Call this turbulence? 25 years of marriage, THAT'S turbulence.'

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

"Look, son, Pop-Pop and Nana are heading south for the winter."

"So is this going to be one of those travel teams?"

Retired Snails.

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

'Are we there yet?'

"Are we there yet."

"The summer went so fast."

"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"

California

Snail dreams of Motor Home.

'I hate flying. Thank God for terra firma ... or terra mushy ...'

"It's almost EXACTLY like being outdoors."