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Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

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'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

'Ugh Not Again!'

Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash!

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

"Do you really use all of the stuff on this school supply list?"

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

'We need a dog!'

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk.'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"Here comes the airplane--once it gets clearance from the tower, which should be in another 45 minutes. Thank you for your patience."

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

Igloo Art.

"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"

Witch's child wants to ride mechanical broom.

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

"So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?"

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"You mind if I sit here and yammer on while my kid does whatever he wants?"

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'