Tall Fashion Pillows

"The inside leg wasn't the problem, they just don't stock my waist size."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Vivienne Westwood

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

QR tattoo.

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Prince.

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

Young Frankenstein

Jean Ripping Service

You must be this tall to bump head on sign.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

"Help!!"

Caitlyn Jenner -'High heels can be very dangerous'

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

Posh & Exclusive: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"Yes it's impractical, expensive, and painful, but it looks amazing and I love it."

"Do I look ridiculous in these clothes?"

'I'm all for belt-tightening, darling. Trouble is I can't decide which belt - Prada or Gucci?'

"I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."

Street Style Fashion

'You'll like this suit. The vest is edible.'

Gender Gaps: His for her, hers for him - who cares?