Tall Fashion Pillows

"The inside leg wasn't the problem, they just don't stock my waist size."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

QR tattoo.

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Prince.

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

You must be this tall to bump head on sign.

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

Young Frankenstein

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Posh & Exclusive: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"Help!!"

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

Jean Ripping Service

"Yes it's impractical, expensive, and painful, but it looks amazing and I love it."

"Do I look ridiculous in these clothes?"

'I'm all for belt-tightening, darling. Trouble is I can't decide which belt - Prada or Gucci?'

"I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."

'You'll like this suit. The vest is edible.'

Street Style Fashion

Gender Gaps: His for her, hers for him - who cares?

Now You can be Taller Than She is: 'Bungee cords.'