Talking Pet Fan Mugs

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

What does aloof mean?

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Another slander suit!"

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'We should talk more.'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Parrot annoying dog.

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"I did it!"

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

'They have great rapport.'

I'm feeling a bit sluggish to tell you the truth!

'Boy what a night! A Birth, Angels, Wise Men, and now, to top it all: A Drummer Boy!'

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"