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'You want me to repeat everything you say? Don't you think that would be a bit redundant?'

Polly txt speak

So you're a mocking bird...

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'We should talk more.'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

"He does impressions too!"

'Psst...e=mc?.'

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

Why two parrots are a bad idea....

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

Blackbirds.

He took every chance to practice his talk.

"Who's a pretty boy?"

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

'They're getting away...They're getting away!'

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

Squawk dirty to me...

Puss in Bootcamp

'That's what I call a workout! One hour of walking and 2 hours of running our mouths.'

'We should talk more.'

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

Football Manager's Parrot

"The fools don't realize that what I do is political commentary."

"Yep, it's irritable fowl syndrome alright."

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

'Loook, lady, my name is Frank, not Polly, and I don't want no stinkin' cracker!'