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Dialogue

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Woman on the phone.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

Macho talk from down in accounting.

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"It says here you can think on your feet. What happens when you sit down?"

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

"They're both in telemarketing."

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

Cut A Rug

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

'I just don't get that guy. Sometimes he sits with us... sometimes he doesn't.'

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

'It was a personality clash form the very beginning. My perfume versus his after shave!'

Marcus Tullius Cicero

The Ly'in Starts Here.

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

'I was told to inform all of our customers that there is a two dollar charge for chit chat with tellers.'

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

'Yes that's right I ordered 2 doubles. Why, did you want a drink too?'

"I hope you didn't pay too much for that parrot. It hasn't said a word!"

'You must assert yourself more.'

'Nine out of ten doctors think excessive drinking is bad for your health.'

'I tried to join the local rambling club - but the man on the phone just went on and on and on..."

The really really large intestine.