Talkative Creature Lover Mugs

'Awk! Look - someone with a bigger beak than mine. . . awk!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Ever eat a bird?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Which one is yours?"

"Actually I never loved you."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

A were-cow.

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

Love Hurts

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

You looked different during our video chat.

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

"Full moons were a problem but it's gotten a lot calmer since we installed the doggy door."

"Trick or trample!"

Pink Unicorn