Talkative Creature Lover Mugs

'Awk! Look - someone with a bigger beak than mine. . . awk!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Ever eat a bird?"

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"Which one is yours?"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

A were-cow.

"Actually I never loved you."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Love Hurts

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

A Centaur Taking A Shower

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

'I can't understand it! He was friendly as anything during happy hour!'

"Full moons were a problem but it's gotten a lot calmer since we installed the doggy door."

"Trick or trample!"

Vampire Eye Test