Talk Show Host Prints

Trappist talk show.

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."

"Yes, the market did advance this week, Rebecca, but we feel it's somewhat of a 'dead-cat bounce.'"

'He's a Jerry Springer Spaniel.'

'...my next guest has been described as an extrovert..a hell raiser..a man of many suprises...'

"You are David Richards. Your chosen topic tonight is dinner party conversation and your time starts now...How long did it take to get here and by what route?"

The Dr. Fairy Godmother Show: 'OK, if I were to fix that... And trust me, it ain't gonna happen... What long-term effect would that really have on your life?'

'So, 'hamburger'...pig or cow?'

Civil discourse

Sulk Shows.

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

'Actually, I haven't written it yet, I'm doing the promotional tour first, to see if being an author is the right career move for me!'

Showbiz is tough

Dr.Phil McGraw

David Letterman

"Won't anybody say anything?"

And tonight's guests are...

"CNN will have 24-hour coverage of Hurricane Ivan."

Oh, the Sean Hannity! (Trump Hindenburg)

"I may run, but first I want to toy with the electorate for a while."

"I did all my own stunts."

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

The world of Freudian slips...

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

TALK-SHOW STUDIO, 'We're on a ten-second delay in case a caller says something that makes sense.'

"The book wasn't intended to hurt my stepmother - it was to help myself and others like me begin to heal."

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

Progressive Media Outlets and The Right.

Glenn Beck! First time caller!

Larry King at the Spanish Inquisition.

'This is a talk show, buddy -- put the gun down!'

"I know absolutely nothing about that subject, but I will give you my opinion."

Sarah Palin 'Going Rogue'.

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."