Talk Show Host Mugs

Trappist talk show.

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."

"Yes, the market did advance this week, Rebecca, but we feel it's somewhat of a 'dead-cat bounce.'"

'He's a Jerry Springer Spaniel.'

The Dr. Fairy Godmother Show: 'OK, if I were to fix that... And trust me, it ain't gonna happen... What long-term effect would that really have on your life?'

"You are David Richards. Your chosen topic tonight is dinner party conversation and your time starts now...How long did it take to get here and by what route?"

Civil discourse

'...my next guest has been described as an extrovert..a hell raiser..a man of many suprises...'

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

Showbiz is tough

'Actually, I haven't written it yet, I'm doing the promotional tour first, to see if being an author is the right career move for me!'

Sulk Shows.

"Won't anybody say anything?"

"CNN will have 24-hour coverage of Hurricane Ivan."

"I did all my own stunts."

"I know absolutely nothing about that subject, but I will give you my opinion."

"The book wasn't intended to hurt my stepmother - it was to help myself and others like me begin to heal."

And tonight's guests are...

"I may run, but first I want to toy with the electorate for a while."

'This is a talk show, buddy -- put the gun down!'

Sarah Palin 'Going Rogue'.

Oh, the Sean Hannity! (Trump Hindenburg)

Progressive Media Outlets and The Right.

Glenn Beck! First time caller!

TALK-SHOW STUDIO, 'We're on a ten-second delay in case a caller says something that makes sense.'

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

The world of Freudian slips...

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"Emotional breakdown! Call Oprah!"

"Not many lemmings survive the experience, let alone write a book about it."

"Thanks for the advice, Dr. Phil. I'll take it from here."

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

"I like my late-night humor unfunny."