Talk Show Addicts Mugs

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

Night Life: L.A.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'Anything good on?' TV replies 'No.'

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."