Talk And Walk Fan Mugs

Woman and dog with mobiles

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'We should talk more.'

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

God's Double Whammy.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"You're down 10 - zip after the friggin' first half. Ask yourself � what is it going to take to turn this shit around?"

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

When motivational speakers are TOO effective.

"I did it!"

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

Only a handful of people are this small.

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

Mob psychiatry