Tale Taster Prints

Book Burp

Bad for you but to die for

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

My comfort zone

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

Brew Clubs

"Column A are things they said would kill you ten years ago but are now considered totally good for you. Column B are things they currently think will kill you."

'We first met here - when I was doing your job.'

"Have you tried the David and Goliath cocktail?"

'Telling them there is no meaning to life only ruins it for the rest of us.'

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

Little Dark Specks

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

"Enough yin. More yang."

Coffee Cartoon - Barista makes tea.

Researchers on the storm in a tea cup project take a welcome coffee break,,,

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

Evil Personified $1.00

Devils and Angels

"I knew I didn't need the Death by Chocolate."