Taking A Family Vacation Pillows

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

My First Camera

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Holiday time.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Are we there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Summertime

'Are we there yet?'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Happy holidays for kids.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Ah...here they are!"