Family Vacation Planning Pillows

"Family vacation is an oxymoron."

"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."

'Separate vacations - four of 'em!'

"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

"Don't make me come up there!"

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

'The hermetically-sealed pods in the back seat are perfect for long family vacations.'

A man is reading a holiday brochure, his kids are saying 'Are we there yet?' and 'I need a wee'.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

My First Camera

"First class, or with children?"

Holiday time.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Are we there yet?'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Summertime

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"