Takeout Foodie Pillows

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Sandra believed that a partner should be subservient...especially hers... WINE,PIZZA,NOW!

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Cosy night in

"I think we overordered."

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'My hero!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Stay at home food pyramid

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Pizza at the Round Table

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'