Takeout Foodie Pillows

Sandra believed that a partner should be subservient...especially hers... WINE,PIZZA,NOW!

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'My hero!'

Cosy night in

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"I think we overordered."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Stay at home food pyramid

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

Pizza at the Round Table

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'