Take Your Kid To Work Day Gifts

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

Man with post it note

'To show you I'm not all bad, I won't be letting you go until after 'Bring Your Child To Work Day'.'

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

"Your daughter called—you promised to play phone tag with her today."

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

"It's Bring Your Child To Work To Show You How To Use Social Media Day."

"Adorable, Dobson, but baby pictures will suffice from now on."

"Amazing how having a six month old baby can motivate you to stay at the office for 16 hours a day!"

"This, senator, is my little dog Stormy."

Working Moms

"We do have flexible hours - once a year when the boss goes on vacation."

'I hate 'bring your kid to work' day!'

"We can reduce our I.T. problems by having more Bring-Our-Kids-To-Work days."

"Does no one here have an actual child?"

'So, tomorrow is bring your kid to work day. Now keep a close watch on him! I don't think I need to remind anyone of what happened last time he went to that lab!'

Bring your dog to work day - let someone else make the big decisions.

Because Daddy loves you, Sweetie, he can always spare a minute and thirty seconds.

'I didn't want the family business but ten years ago on take-your-child-to-work day my father wouldn't let me go home again.'

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

'There's a sight you don't often see in the middle of the city on a business day - a kid.'

'I work from home - we have Kick Your Children Out of the House Day.'

"It's either "Bring your kid to work" day or it's "Drop of handbag in kindergarten" day today?"