Take Your Child To Work Day Gifts

Never make a doctor's appointment on Take Your Kids to Work Day.

'I didn't want the family business but ten years ago on take-your-child-to-work day my father wouldn't let me go home again.'

"It's Take Your Child to Work Day."

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

You said it was Take Your Child to Work Day, you didn't say anything about bringing him back.

You said it was "take your child to work" day. You didn't say anything about bringing him back.

'Yes, it was 'Take Your Child To Work Day,' but you weren't supposed to leave him there!'

"I didn't want the family business but ten years ago, on take your child to work day, my father wouldn't let me go home again."

'I work from home - we have Kick Your Children Out of the House Day.'

"Today was Take Your Child To Work Day. I did and they replaced me with my child."

"I like Take Your Child To Work Day. It's the only time I can get away with turning my cubicle into a fort."

"Young man! Stop that car this instant and take your father with you to 'take your child to work day'!"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

I drive, therefore I am.

Man with post it note

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

'To show you I'm not all bad, I won't be letting you go until after 'Bring Your Child To Work Day'.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

"It's Bring Your Child To Work To Show You How To Use Social Media Day."

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

"This, senator, is my little dog Stormy."

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

Soccer Moms

"Adorable, Dobson, but baby pictures will suffice from now on."

"We do have flexible hours - once a year when the boss goes on vacation."

Working Moms

Because Daddy loves you, Sweetie, he can always spare a minute and thirty seconds.