Tails Of Talent Gifts

"You're amazing!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

Extended Stay.

A woman with her dog and cat.

'I'm a talent-scout for a famous circus: Have you ever thought of joining the circus?'

cat

"Wagging his tail used to mean he wanted to go for a walk. Now it means he wants to get on the computer."

'He wouldn't need to walk for exercise, if he had a tail to wag.'

'Now say 'please'.'

It's worse than you think - his tail's actually chasing him.

"He's one in a million."

'He doesn't do the sounds, he does the smells.'

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

Piano Four Extremities.

'This app will show us the place where the dogs are most likely to do their business.'

"Impressive, but wheelies will only get you so far in this company, Hodgson."

Mouse painting a cat picture with his tail.

Friends forever.

'In the talent category, Miss District of Columbia will shred paper.'