Tailoring Buff Prints

"And fits perfectly round the middle."

Dressed for Success!

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

At the suit makers

"I told him he should have trained more."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Tuck Shop

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'The buildings are merging.'

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Vincent Van Goth.

A tailor measuring a large man

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Teddy Boys' Picnic

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'How does this one feel?'