Tailoring Buff Mugs

"And fits perfectly round the middle."

Dressed for Success!

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

At the suit makers

"I told him he should have trained more."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Tuck Shop

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'The buildings are merging.'

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

Vincent Van Goth.

A tailor measuring a large man

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

Teddy Boys' Picnic

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'