Tailgate Tastemaker T-Shirts

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"He's such a fussy eater."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

A man gesturing at the moon

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

'Go long!'

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

The EU rolls back US wine imperialism. Chateau Postmoderne has undertones of angst, fragmentation and self-doubt, mixed with an intriguing gout de desespoir.

Book Burp

'What do you mean the tailgate party was so fun you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home 2 weeks ago!'

'And a hint of oak.'

'Ugh! I hate it when there's a tailgater behind me!'

"It's a tailgate cooler."

'No, no - Style over Substance.'

'Coffee table books are so 20th century...this is a 'double expresso mochaito latte with cinnamon table book'!

'Just my luck, another tailgater'

"We call it a tailgate party."