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"Just picking up some Super Bowl provisions."

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"He's such a fussy eater."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop man! Where are you going? To a processional footbrawl game! The Tampa Bay Bucketeers and New York Jest are playing. Are you a serious fan? Yeah, I've a sneezin' ticket holder for years! Isn't it early to go to the stadium? We nave a snailgate party in the barking lot. I drill chicken winks and square ribs! Do you get nervous watching your team play? Yes, I'm very dense during the games! And before and aft

A man gesturing at the moon

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

Cocktailgating. . . .

'Go long!'

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

Early Tailgate Parties.

This is great! Whose idea was it to start the battle with a tailgate?

This is great! Whose idea was it to start the battle with a tailgate?

The EU rolls back US wine imperialism. Chateau Postmoderne has undertones of angst, fragmentation and self-doubt, mixed with an intriguing gout de desespoir.

The football preseason is a good time to review the rules of tailgating. Grabbing the ketchup when one person is handing it to another is "pass interference." Bringing salad instead of chicken wings is not allowed --- It's an "illegal substitution." "Piling on" is penalized on the football field, but not here at the tailgate party! And very importantly, in most places, we observe the "5-second rule" for dropped food. But here we have the "2-Minute Warning"! See, these fries are still good!

Book Burp

'What do you mean the tailgate party was so fun you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home 2 weeks ago!'

'And a hint of oak.'

A year ago I would have never guessed that tailgating in the driveway at home could feel like a normal thing to do.

'Ugh! I hate it when there's a tailgater behind me!'

"It's a tailgate cooler."

'No, no - Style over Substance.'

'Coffee table books are so 20th century...this is a 'double expresso mochaito latte with cinnamon table book'!

'Just my luck, another tailgater'

"We call it a tailgate party."