Tailgate Maestros Prints

Cocktailgating. . . .

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

" ... para Espanol ... "

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

"Just picking up some Super Bowl provisions."

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

"I'm part of a working party looking into teaching the Blairs Italian"

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

'Go long!'

The Thanksgiving mom cracked.

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

This is great! Whose idea was it to start the battle with a tailgate?

'What do you mean the tailgate party was so fun you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home 2 weeks ago!'

"They'd stop if we told them rap was poetry."

'Ugh! I hate it when there's a tailgater behind me!'

"At least he doesn't beg at the table."

"Your table manners are disgusting....Where did you learn to swallow your food without chewing?"

Happy 80th Birthday

"We call it a tailgate party."

Brow-beaten wife takes delight in window shopping.