Tail Wagging Theorist Gifts

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"You've already been for a walk."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"That's just not the real me."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

K9 Authors.

'He's barking mad!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Cruel Pet Tricks

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I got you the same thing."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'