Tail-wagging Supporters Mugs

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

"That's just not the real me."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

A dog reads a newspaper

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

The Dog Botherer.

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

"Good dog!"

Parping dog.

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'