Tail-wagging Philanthropist Gifts

Collecting for our canine friends...

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

K9 Authors.

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Cruel Pet Tricks

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

Stick man throws arm for dog

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I got you the same thing."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

Doggy Peer Pressure

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

The Dog Botherer.

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'