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"I think he's lost."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Bad dog."

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"You've already been for a walk."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

K9 Authors.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

Stick man throws arm for dog

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"Good dog!"

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"