Tail Waggin' Activist Mugs

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog lover

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"You've already been for a walk."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"That's just not the real me."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'You tell me how he does it.'

K9 Authors.

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Headshot of perky dog.

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

Doggy Peer Pressure

"Good dog!"

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'