Tail-wagger Strategist Mugs

"When the time is right I intend to lead a canine revolution that will bring about a new world order. Until then I'm just hanging around acting cute."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

A man and his dog

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'You tell me how he does it.'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

K9 Authors.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Headshot of perky dog.

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

Dog.

'This one keeps dog time.'

A Dog's Grave.

Know your dog.

Handshakes.

"I love my mistress, but I must say I resent the leash."

'Jesus! I thought mine was bad.'

'Oh forget it, I'll take a bath.'

Pet

"Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of rallying my base."

What if dogs were charming...

"That is not my pee I'm smelling."

'You're retiring from practice? Right in the middle of examining my dog?'