Tail-wagger Chief Mugs

Dog.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

A man and his dog

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"He's already getting attached to you."

'He loved that dog.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"That's just not the real me."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Fido and Fifi

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Headshot of perky dog.

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'Wag the tails!'

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"I'm doing it for him. If I brought the ball back each time he wouldn't get any exercise at all."

'Margie, this dog's got to go, he's just too cute!'

"This silly magazine article says dogs only PRETEND to love us to fulfill deeply ingrained, parasitic survival instincts. Well, they don't know my Skipper, do they?"