Tail-wagger's Tribute Gifts

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

A man and his dog

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'He loved that dog.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Dog Park Zoom

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

Headshot of perky dog.

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

"I'm doing it for him. If I brought the ball back each time he wouldn't get any exercise at all."

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

"Take it easy back there!"

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

A Dog's Grave.

"Papers? Naw, he don't need no papers. . . Spike is housebroken!"

'Oh Rex, can we really afford it?'

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."

Know your dog.

'Jesus! I thought mine was bad.'

'Oh forget it, I'll take a bath.'

Handshakes.