Tail-wagger's Tribute Gifts

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

A man and his dog

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'He loved that dog.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Dog Park Zoom

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

Headshot of perky dog.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"I'm doing it for him. If I brought the ball back each time he wouldn't get any exercise at all."

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

"Take it easy back there!"

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

'Oh Rex, can we really afford it?'

"Papers? Naw, he don't need no papers. . . Spike is housebroken!"

A Dog's Grave.

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."

Know your dog.

'Jesus! I thought mine was bad.'

"Finally...a purdy one!"

'Oh forget it, I'll take a bath.'