Tail Wagger Doctor Pillows

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

A man and his dog

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'He loved that dog.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Dog Park Zoom

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"That's just not the real me."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

Fido and Fifi

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'Wag the tails!'

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

"No, I did not sniff you!"