Tactile Reader Pillows

Newspaper Vendor: 'FEEL ALL about it! FEEL ALL about it!'

"Ow! Ow! Ow..." "On second thought, I should have made gazpacho."

The Braille Bookshop

Gen-Next Library

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Audio Books

Asking out a palm reader.

'Bring out yer books!'

Two Generations of Readers

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Large print e-book.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Paw readings

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Maternity ward.

'Bront?saurus.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Jane Austen

"Speed reader...?"

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."