Tactile Reader Pillows

Newspaper Vendor: 'FEEL ALL about it! FEEL ALL about it!'

"Ow! Ow! Ow..." "On second thought, I should have made gazpacho."

The Braille Bookshop

Gen-Next Library

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Audio Books

Asking out a palm reader.

'Bring out yer books!'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Two Generations of Readers

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Large print e-book.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Paw readings

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Maternity ward.

'Bront?saurus.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Print Suicide

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"Speed reader...?"

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Jane Austen

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'