Tactical Excuse Maker T-Shirts

'I don't have any fish. . . Because I catch and release, yeah, that's it, catch and release!'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

Homework flavored dog food

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Lame Lines

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

"I'm sorry, Tom... but you don't Chronic Fatigue Syndrome if it only when you're going to see your inlaws."

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

"My dog deleted my excuses app."

'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!'

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

'It's not my fault! My dad channel surfs constantly!'

"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!"

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

'Sleeping at my desk? Uh, no, I was just buffering.'

'It's a note from the teacher about the homework you ate last night. It says 'Bad dog'.'

'The dog ate my homework, here's his vomit to prove it.'