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'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

Lyme Disease Research Lab

NHS targets.

'What a control freak!'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Trojan Chess

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"Next!"

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

The Waiting Game

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'