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Tabloid Trend Follower T-Shirts
Let their style speak volumes with t-shirts that showcase their passion for current trends. Bold, witty, and eye-catching, these shirts are perfect for trend followers who love to wear their enthusiasm.
"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."
Sale on the same stuff as last week.
"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."
"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"
Studies show foods work miracles!
"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."
"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"
On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.
"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."
"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"
'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'
"That shirt is so last year."
"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."
Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.
"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."
"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."
Final words on gravestones.
"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"
"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"
"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."
"What are you doing?"
Giraffe Selfie
"Not until you've arranged your pillows."
An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.
"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."
"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."
"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."
"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"
In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."
"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."
"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"
'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'
"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."
Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.
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