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'I decided the world wasn't ready for the wheel, so I invented the desk.'

'Is anyone chairing this meeting?'

Variety of people having a meeting around a table.

"I said, with these new tax breaks, we'll be able to buy more leaves for the table."

"We only use this table every now and then. Not sure whether that makes it occasional or periodic?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Your story would have been better at 2x speed."

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

Preserved

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Cappuccino, like sushi, are my birthright.'

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

'Gesundheit.'

"How much longer? It's an emergency."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Time for tea and friendship.

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Woman on the phone.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

'Instead of a tip, I wrote you a poem.'

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

'Have you seen pictures of those redwood trees with holes big enough for cars to drive through?'

"I told you that if we kept paddling upstream, things would turn around."

"My theory is that alcohol and gluten, if taken together, will reduce fat and build muscle."

I went to the book store, drank coffee, listened to some guitar player, talked to a friend, and forgot to buy my book!

Passengers in express carriage