Table Manners Rebel T-Shirts

Express their personality with our rebellious manners t-shirts—fun, witty, and perfect for challenging conventional table etiquette with a touch of humor.

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'Forget about the etiquette, it's a sure way of getting their attention.'

'Forget about the etiquette, it's a sure way of getting their attention.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"The last doggy bag."

"The last doggy bag."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

'Don't chew your food.'

'Don't chew your food.'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

'We may be spoiling him but you'll have to admit it's cute.'

'We may be spoiling him but you'll have to admit it's cute.'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

Break Bread, Not Wind.

Break Bread, Not Wind.

"Gesundheit!"

"Gesundheit!"

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

'You don't leave this cart til you're finished eating young man!'

'You don't leave this cart til you're finished eating young man!'

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