Table Manner Enforcers Mugs

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Lynching on social media

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"The last doggy bag."

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

'Don't chew your food.'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"Sorry, guys, forgot I was back in the office."

"I've warned you about your offensive touching. Keep your hands off your face!"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

'We may be spoiling him but you'll have to admit it's cute.'

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

Break Bread, Not Wind.

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.